I think that super annoying babies are probably really cute. I have a super cute baby, but she's also super annoying. Given that this baby was completely unexpected... I think I might have been unintentionally drunk for a good percentage of my first trimester.. something like 33%. I discovered that I had become pregnant, (which by the way was only a 0.04% chance, given the existence of my hardcore NOVA T IUD (used in China by some women)Anyway, I discovered that I was pregnant AFTER the March Break. Simply, I really tied one on during the March Break. I'm talking, Irish coffees for breakfast, and mimosas at brunch.